Saturday, October 30, 2010

Life of a madman!

An average human being needs at least 50 hours of sleep in a week, if he or she is deprived of this, they'll be roaming about streets shouting at cops for throwing a torch light on their faces in the middle of the night, or at least something like that, I've never really tried it.
A person gets up, goes to office/college/school or the traffic signals to act like a homeless person. But what does a magician or a mind reader do? Wake up and get inside people's heads to figure out what they do or think? Not at all!
For the last 2 days, I've been trying to come up with an hour long show for 52 people smiling up at me thinking that they're going to have the time of their lives, and that magic boy in front of them is going to read their minds and have them all go gaga! But those 52 people (also can be referred to as a human deck of cards) don't know that magic boy has just thought of the name of the show so far "Madness of the Unseen." If for the next two days, I can't come up with the ideas, the madness will indeed be unseen!
The challenge is to come up with something with a feel that makes people laugh in the beginning so much that in the end no voice comes out and they're just sitting there clapping like retarded seals. But as the show progresses I have to make the sit their and clap without laughing but being awestruck and betting all their money saying that I'm the scariest guy they've ever met(A bet that they wouldn't lose if u saw me :P).
I always end my post saying stop wasting time, but reading this I'm sure all of you know that I am as jobless as you and have nothing to do in life but to call people cards and seals and myself scary. Ah well, it got you till the end of the post anyways, come back for the next one too. ;)