Saturday, April 16, 2011

Inside A Magician's Relationship Mind!

Good evening...or morning... or afternoon! Or.. well, whatever time you may be reading this pointless little post. This is the first post that doesn't deal with magic exactly but it is a kind of a fun little psychological script.
So as I try to put into simple words, the tiny little expressions which all of you can pick up on, looking at your boyfriends or girlfriends and try to sort of figure out if they are cheating on you or are lying to you or other complicated relationship blabber. I have a simple ten point theory of what a guy thinks a relationship is. And all this may seem a tad bit rude to all girls, deep down, even they know that it's the truth.
SO, the ten points coming from inside the mind of a self proclaimed full of himself psychological magician about relationships are: 

1. The woman always makes the rules.
2. These rules are subject to change without notice.
3. No man can possibly know all the rules.
4. The woman is never wrong.
5. If it appears the woman is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the man did or said.
6. The man must apologise immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
7. The woman can change her mind at any time.
8. The man must never change his mind without the proper consent of the woman.
9. The man must read the mind of the woman at all times.
10. At all times, what is important is what the woman meant, not what she said.

Well if you ask me, the only thing I can do, that to not all of the times, is point number nine. You can never be to sure what a woman is thinking, leaving aside the countless number of times she'll change her mind.
Here's a quick little expression read I can do for all of you reading.
All guys: Will be laughing and smirking as they read these ten points and plan to show this to their friends and laugh harder.
All girls: Will be looking down, shaking their heads with a wry smile that says, "Hmm... that is kind of true."

And as I end this post, a big sorry to all girls who might have taken offence. And a big high five to the guys who might be nodding in appreciation by now.
Come back soon enough, for the big post. The one where I TEACH micro expressions to figure out whats going on in your partner's mind. Till then I'll vanish. *Poof*.... *Runs away to watch the IPL.*